Query: Mark Bellhorn.
- I want this shirt
- Is that really him?
- Oh my God, is he really not all that grim after all?
- A few marvelous works of ballet.
- That hopeful look
- No, I am NOT AT ALL intrigued by this.
- Two guys we miss: McCarty* and Bellhorn
- Belated birthday gift?
- No, I still do not think he looks like Rob Schneider.
- Oh, nevermind, he is grim. God, it’s like that retarded semi-grunge author photo of David Foster Wallace on the back of Infinite Jest.
- The good news is I can buy the shirt.
Okay, I’m done. Breakfast time.
* “McCarty and Cola: They get the job done!”